WORST GAME
The unanimous selection for this is probably Tufts’ blowout against Emmanuel. But let’s go a layer deeper. Blowouts at least have some fun goals. But Amherst’s win over Geneseo was more like a team that got up by too many goals far too early and then played with its food for a while.
The Mammoths shot out to a 3-0 lead to start, but then Geneseo punched up and out to make it 4-2. Amherst had a few sloppy turnovers, but then went on a six-goal run in the second quarter during which they looked almost unstoppable. They controlled all aspects of the game. Geneseo stuck one in their eye before the first half ended, but the game looked all but over.
Then the Purple and white came out in the third quarter to a Geneseo team hungry for penalty rich blood.
They took their pound of flesh, Amherst got a few more goals, but then the stratagem started to work. The Knights were throwing their weight and bodies around like it was their last game. It ended up being that, but Amherst sort of took it in stride and ambled to the finish.
There’s something to be said for conserving energy, but the last few minutes were like a protracted intermission. The two teams were playing, but the result was not going to change. Amherst went on to throw everything it had at Salisbury, but eventually fell to the Gulls 14-10.
FILTHIEST GOAL
Have you actually seen the game winner from the Grove City-Swarthmore game? Look at how far out Brett Gladstone is here. Yes, it’s man up, so there isn’t a big time close out — but the absolute gall to rip this with confidence is legitimately sociopathic. We loved it. What a way to end a game. Always bet on red chrome helmets.