MIDWAY THROUGH THE PLL SEASON, Riorden visited Chaos teammates Josh Byrne, Dhane Smith, Chris Cloutier, Ian MacKay and Chase Fraser in Buffalo. Out at dinner one night, someone recognized the quintet. After the fan discussed the prospects for the upcoming Bandits season, for whom all five also play, he turned to Riorden.
“Oh, and what do you do?” he asked.
“I play lacrosse with these guys,” Riorden replied.
He’s grown accustomed to the doubts. “When you look at Blaze, you don’t say to yourself, ‘Wow, there's an unbelievable professional athlete,’” Albany coach Scott Marr said in a PLL video feature about Riorden.
It only takes seven minutes — the duration of Riorden’s 2021 highlight reel — to learn otherwise. Listed at 6 feet, 215 pounds, Riorden long believed his size was the only thing holding him back. “I just always thought, no one’s really gonna see me for a legitimate athlete if my stomach’s bigger than everyone else's,” he said.
Now 27, Riorden, whose teammates sometimes call him “Big Sexy,” said he takes pride in his size. He uses it to his advantage. He compares his legs that powered him to a sub five-second 40-yard dash to hydraulic pumps.
In a String King ad titled “Blaze Riordens,” he even gave voice to the doubters, acting as the dueling indoor and outdoor lacrosse versions of himself.
“Hey Swiss, you ready for some shots?”
“Shots? I already ate breakfast, but I’ll take a couple more muffins.”
“Everybody knows you don't need any more muffins.”
At a time when the sport is searching for a new face of the game following Paul Rabil’s retirement (see page 46), Riorden represents its everyman ideal.
“The game is meant for all shapes and sizes, all ethnicities,” he said in the PLL video feature. “The great equalizer is that stick that you carry. That’s the beauty of this game.”
Looking around at the hardware — all three PLL championships, Goalie of the Year awards and two of the past three PLL MVP trophies — displayed in the house he shared with Whipsnakes attackman and Wings teammate Matt Rambo in the Fairmount neighborhood of Philadelphia, Riorden remarked, "Maybe thick is the way to go."
A little more than a week after the PLL final, Riorden closed on a new townhouse. It’s 500 yards from his previous one and still only a short walk from the Philadelphia Museum of Art with its iconic steps. He’s at a point in life where he wants to set down roots. The city that loves an underdog suits him despite the fact he’s an upstate New York guy and a Bills fan. Riorden founded and coaches three indoor teams through BR10 box lacrosse to help the game grow in Philly.
“He’s one of the best leaders in the sport,” said Chaos long-stick midfielder Troy Reh, who also played with Riorden at Albany. “He’s someone you want to run through a wall for.”